How do I love all of you? Let me count the ways.... On second thought, maybe I'll just show you, heh heh. Seriously, though: what is that gift every single person I know is looking [...]

I once committed the grave sin of congratulating a woman. A friend had just told me she was engaged. "Congratulations!" I said. From the corner of my eye, I saw my gentleman dinner companio....

Christmas pudding is a holiday tradition where my cousins hail from. Every year there, families mix together mutton fat, bread crumbs, raising, candied citrus, spices and 7 other ingredients (13 tota...

It is a truth universally acknowledged, or so I thought, that there are two types of people who love to cook. There are the cooks--flashy, experimental, flamboyant, unafraid of heat and change, and l...

How should I think about my mind? As I was watching the TV series "Mystery Science Theater 3000" tonight, I wondered if disembodied or transplanted brains, those popular tropes of science fic..

I was talking recently with a friend of mine who was bemoaning the fact that when men meet her, they "just want to sleep with me." As opposed to what? I asked. Play chess? Of [...]

I saw an old photo of Wonder Woman today...that invincible cartoon character robustly brought to life on-screen by Lynda Carter. The notion of any woman being able to do it all, much less with muscle....

I have a new 8-foot, 165-pound hood ornament! Yes, I was taken fishing off Cabo San Lucas, and I caught a striper just one hour before we headed in. It was awesome...he thrashed about in [...]

Let me get this XM/Sirius thing straight: I've had it for a few years now. Ok, after they wanted me to pay for radio (what with FM, Pandora, etc.) without commercials, and now there are, [...]

Frenchies rioting in the streets. American flags burning from Bali to Brazil. North Korean scientists busily spooning plutonium into nose cones. I don't want to be out of line here, but where the f...

Amy: I am both appalled and astounded by your leaving our appointment after only an hour together, last week. Your pointed accusations that I had inappropriately groped several waitresses are ....

My back is killing me. Maybe it was being immobile on a plane for 6 hours, or perhaps my spine finally decided it was time for a little payback for the decades of misuse. Whatever [...]