Vote Amy!
Did you know that, for a while, the geniuses in power wanted to outlaw lap dances? We could all still go to strip clubs, pay a cover charge, buy overpriced drinks, and sit with ourselves. [...]
Hang ’em High!
Should terrorists be tried? Of course not: they should be shot. That's what you do during wartime. Enjoy the cigarette; here's your blindfold; say hi to Allah for me. It's hard to be as reso....
Happy Belated Fourth of July!
And welcome back to full-strength patriotism, America. The fireworks should be tremendous this year, don't you think? Nobody ever thanks the fireworks guys. They do awesome, risky work for ch..
Something Escapes Me
Financial analysts and climatologists have been very much in demand lately and a great many certitudes have become a little tarnished. Nothing is more ridiculous than a colossus with feet of clay, es...
For the Fans
I want to give my thanks to everyone for everything, and as a token of my appreciation, I want to offer back to you all my good and bad habits as magnifying priceless jewels, wish-fulfilling [...]
Everywhere, And Not a Drop to Drink
n the decade Samuel Pepys kept his famous diary, he mentions his wife taking just 1 single bath, an act he mocks. After 3 days, however, Pepys reluctantly washes himself in order to be allowed [...]
The Package Deal
Normally I enjoy reading stories about the villains of the recession, those unscrupulous cads who prey on people�s debts and desperations. Tales of their exploits and comic-book capture have a redemp...
Making the Cover
It isn't every day that you get to work with a wonderful group of people who have so much synergy that it almost feels effortless. The day that I photographed the new cover of my [...]
Spork
We walk into a toy store and there is an ongoing battle of pink versus blue. I’d bet that you walk into these stores continuously and don’t notice the differences that are clear to me, [...]
Stop the Hypocrisy
Most of us are tired of being told our work isn’t respectable, we can’t expect respect and rights, the list goes on. I’m here to say there’s strength in numbers; I like to kee..
Puppy Love
When I bought my dog early on during my decade-tenure in Southern California, he was small and quiet, shut away with his littermates. But after a bath, a visit to a veterinarian, and a couple [...]
Critical Care
Recently, the talk of the escort industry has been how badly escorts perform customer service, what they can do better, and what effect that improvement would have to help retain clients who can find ...
